Taxi insurance actuaries - have you ever actually seen one?
Taxi insurance costs so much because the insurance company is
determined not to pay for an accident waiting to happen. So
insurance companies remain as big and as rich as they are because
they have legions of grunts called "actuaries" who get paid to
protect the money the companies bleed from customers. Actuaries have
no life beyond studying charts and surveys that tell them absolutely
anything that is likely to increases the chances you will never see
a dime from the insurer when you make a claim. If an actuary were an
organ donor, the pathologist would find a calculator where the heart
should have been.
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Actuaries are also like that third grade teacher you hated. Just
when you think you slipped something by them, they nail you. Like
the time you passed the note to Suzy Smith in algebra class and got
caught, you are going to pay a price. Didn't tell the insurance
company you have hemorrhoids and your butt is parked on a taxi seat
about ten hours a day? Cha-ching, cough up an extra five-hundred
bucks a year!
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